Folk watched on...
The challenge set this day
meant one didn't have to pay.
Well! Stone the crows!
He's gone and done it!
When no-one thought
he would, or even could,
accomplish such a feat,
this unassuming chap ate
a kilo steak of meat!

A dverse poets prompt to write a 44 word quadrille using the word 'stone' somewhere within the poem.
Here is the Link: Stone