Full Steam Ahead.....


'My life is now in tatters,' said the grated lump of cheese;

'We have no home to speak of!' exclaimed the pod-less peas.

'You think that you're hard done by?' asked the rindless lemon

'They take off all my lovely skin and squeeze me like a melon!'

The pasta then spoke loud and clear to all who would take heed,

'I am boiled for fifteen minutes, a fate that I don't need!'

The chicken said, 'Don't get me started, you think you've got it tough?'

'They cook me slowly for many hours until they say 'Enough!'

The cow chimed in, as did the sheep, and also the nanny goat,

'Whether fruit or veg or made of meat, we're all in the same steamboat!'







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